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But is it worth the queue?

But is it worth the queue?

In Amsterdam, crookies, cookies and fries all see long lines. Unsurprisingly, the food's not always worth the wait.

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Tomek Moss
Jan 16, 2025
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Amsterdam loves to queue for food.

These queues are Amsterdam personified: they’re diligently organised with bollards and bouncers, packed with tourists, and hated by pissy locals speeding by on bikes.

De 9 Straatjes is their spiritual home. The neighbourhood is snakes and ladders when it comes to eating. The line for Asian-inspired toastie spot, Chun, starts outside the shop, breaks, then restarts on a bridge further away. To make it from one part to the other you need to roll a 6, dodge the seagulls and not slip on the gooey wrapper left behind by some previous eater.

Pictured are queuers in the first part of a three-part queue.

You can’t help but gawp. I see more people taking pictures of the queues than the pretty canals they obscure. So, in the grand tradition of investigative journalism, I present to you a fiercely independent, is-it-worth-it watchdog report of the most queue-heavy spots in Amsterdam.

And just so you know, I had to queue for all these. How I suffer.

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